Roast My Room

Your walls, lovingly roasted

Upload a room photo. You get a short, kind roast of the room (never the people), the room repainted in a colour you pick, and that room's real price. Pet mode files an incident report on whoever scratched the wall.

Your photo is processed and then not kept. A share page is only made if you ask for one, and it shows the roast line and the repainted room only. Just for fun: no prizes, sharing optional.